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Isaac, having no soul, became very happy as a child, but unfortunately his propensity for telling bad jokes and laughing at them himself made him unpopular among the local monkeys. For example, as a small robot walking in a small field in Jarkarta, India, he was smallmarily summoned to the incensed, water buffaloed, and lion-headed decorated dark forest magic demon-summoning spell-room of a most powerful witch doctor, who he talked to death. Hari Seldon, central to his Foundation series, is a pompous know-it-all egghead scientist who couldn't shut the fuck up even after death.īecause of the mocking and the glasses breaking and the twisting of robot arms (did you ever have a robot burn?) Asimov was not like other children. Psychohistory of Isaac Asimov Summoning Īs with many authors, large numbers of Asimov's characters were loosely based upon aspects of himself. The real smart ones and real stupid ones have thought of come-back lines. Isaac was never quoted for saying, "I imagine I am a genie in this image nation", but every sci-fi buff has had a dream of him screaming that into their face. Data was the only one who won it more than once, and then Asimov started winning it again. The Asimov Award, which Isaac won for the next 29 consecutive years, was later won by other robots such as Scarlett Johansson, Mohammed Ali, The Scarlett Terminator, and Data. Asimov invented the famous "Asimov Award" to honor his books. Isaac Asimov wrote most of his books under his human persona, which was known and not-quite-loved by millions. That was his way of taking out his frustrations on the world. As the years went by like flies on an orange peel Asimov wrote hundreds of metaphorical books on the matter. They kicked him, and poured oil on him when he fell. They laughed all day at his robotic sideburns, robotic sense of humor, and unexplainable retro glasses. Isaac Asimov, the prolific writer of fiction, fact, science fiction, science fact, and whatever else he was thinking about at any given moment, was born into a loosely-affiliated robot family in the summer of 1812.Īsimov's childhood was exceedingly miserable, because other robots and their robot dogs and little robot brothers and sisters always laughed like hell and made fun of him. “Isaac Asimov's ego has been predicted mathematically.”
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“Isaac Asimov is, in reality, based on something I invented or ate a few years previously.” Do you think Heinlein got a chair like this? No, I didn't think so.